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Upload your resume for a sharp AI critique, a clear report card, and practical fixes in about 30 seconds. Funny enough to share, useful enough to change what you send.

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Our promise

Sharp, never careless.

Specific

Feedback points to real lines and real problems—not generic career advice.

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Your roast stays yours. Sharing the report card is always your choice.

From upload to upgrade

One honest read. Three useful outputs.

Resume Roast turns an awkward feedback hunt into a focused review you can act on immediately.

01

A critique that gets specific

Resume Roast examines clarity, impact, formatting, and red flags—then explains exactly what is weakening your application.

02

A report card worth sharing

Turn your score, strongest line, and sharpest feedback into a polished image you can save or share on your terms.

03

A rewrite built for hiring systems

Upgrade for stronger bullets, cleaner language, and practical ATS optimization without flattening your voice.

Pricing

Start with the truth. Pay for the transformation.

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Free Roast

$0

A candid first read before your next application.

  • One AI resume critique
  • Letter-grade scorecard
  • Shareable report card
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$9

one time

Turn the critique into a clearer, stronger, ATS-conscious resume ready for review.

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  • Full resume rewrite
  • Stronger achievement bullets
  • ATS-focused language and structure
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$15

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For an active search with more than one application story.

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  • Cover letter feedback
  • LinkedIn profile roast
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Your resume can take it

Find the weak spots before a recruiter does.

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